It's SUPER-Peony!!!

I'm afraid y'all are going to run for the hills or stone me or something if I post ONE MORE FREAKIN' FLOWER PHOTO, but really, you have to see what I found in the back yard tonight after my walk. You just HAVE to!! Is that not the biggest damn peony you've ever seen?? It's not a tree peony, just a plain ol' herbaceous one. I measured it and it's 8" across. I want to enter it in the Peony Olympics or something. I'm so proud of this sucker you'd think I actually did something to make it that way instead of throwing the root into the ground a few years ago and forgetting about it. Heh.